A Day In The Life Of A
Gnome Essay, Research Paper
A Day in the Life of a Gnome
Once upon a time there was a gnome named Knob, who lived
the far off land of Gnomania. Gnomania is a huge underground
lair with only one entrance. The only entrance to this lair is by
swimming down to the bottom of the ocean floor and knocking on
a large clam. On the other side of this clam is an old grouchy
gnome named Stubby whose only job was to keep the clam clean,
and listen for the knock of incoming visitors. To assist Stubby in
that can be used as a watchdog.
One day Knob went to visit his grandmother in the land of
Gnollie which is about a guzillion centimeters away from
Gnomania. On his way to his grandmother?s house he ran across a
thoughtful and pick some tulips for his grandmother. Tulips were
her favorite snack.
While approaching his grandmother?s house, he found
hummingbird, while picking apples from her tall twenty-foot
not to let it bother him. After seeing Knob approach her house,
Knob?s grandmother whistled for the hummingbird to bring her
which was a common courtesy among Gnomanians. After greeting
him she also sprinkled him with some of her fairy dust. She
handily carried it around in her turban. She naturally invited him
in for dinner where they ate lots of mosquitoes. After dinner, they
put different animals in and called it the Discovery channel.
By the end of the day Knob was getting a little weary, so he
When he returned form Gnollie his pet snark was there to
fisheyes or to us humans dog biscuits. After the short snack, Knob
and his snark went back to his teepee where they hibernated until
the next morning.
The next day Knob met up with his friend Door. Door was a
runaway gnome who lived on the streets of Gnomania. They met
one day by accident. Since Door lived on the streets, he had to
steal food to survive. One day when
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